Mommy Quilter

A little girl stayed with a neighbor lady while her mom visited the doctor. The neighbor was cleaning her house that morning and the little girl followed her around as she cleaned.

“Does your mommy have a mop?” the neighbor asked the little girl.

“Oh, yes.” the little girl replied.

“Does your mommy sweep the floor?”

“Oh, yes.”

“Does your mommy iron?”

“Only her fabric!”